crumge 

What you find at the bottom of the cup after a dunked cookie falls into your milk. Also when you find nasty dog food in your dog's water bowl.

John: Look what I found Jack, a piece of Kibbles N Bits in my dog's water bowl.
Jack: That's some crumge right there dude.

crumge by babyhuey235695 April 21, 2014

Crumberg

cr·um·berg krum-burr-g

Crumberg or Crum is an affectionate term deemed to an acquaintance's
significant other. Typically used in anger when the said acquaintance is unavailable for an event due to other plans involving his/her Crum.

Person 1: "Hey is Jordan going to the party tonight?"
Person 2: "Nah he's watching a film with his Crum"
Person 1: " Awh man he's always with his Crumberg now"

Crumberg by ShantaHater May 16, 2014

crumpet party 

The female equivalent to a lemon party, this occurs when more than two elderly women get together to butter each other's crumpets. Not to be confused with mah dong night, during which more than two elderly women get together to watch male strippers.

"Hey, hon, where's your mother?"
"Off playing bridge with the gals, I guess."
"Ah, Christ, not another crumpet party!"

crumpet party by userbits March 7, 2010

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher

A racist term against the English.

See also:
Crumpet Cruncher
Tooth Tarnishing Twat

those damn tooth tarnishing crumpet crunchers are stealing our land again

Tooth Tarnishing Crumpet Cruncher by The Insult Man May 19, 2021

crumpetsnatch

A dry vagina.

"Yeah, boi, bet your girl got a crumpetsnatch."

crumpetsnatch by quirkycrumpetsnatcher March 9, 2017

Bloody Crumpet 

1. The rest of the members of the asylum. Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets.

2. A strumpet or slut.

3. A Cuss word.

1.) Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets are my favorite band ever.

2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!

3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!

Bloody Crumpet by Tria O'Three February 22, 2010

Crimge 

Similar to cringe but more correct and harder hitting.

"Bro, you ACTUALLY support Israel? You're crimge, bro. You're crimge."

Crimge by TakuaTheHerald November 11, 2019