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crumblicker 

noun
1) A person who has no shame in molding their lifestyle around hand-outs in order to live "the good life". E.g.: welfare folk, subsidized housing leechers, professionally unemployed.

2) A person who makes up for their lack of competence and professional skills through relentless means of brown-nosing used to propel their career.
used in def. 1: You see that baby's mama rolling in the new Lexus? She's living the good life with the welfare checks she's pulling in...what a crumblicker.

used in def. 2: Crumblicker John has been promoted to assistant supervisor after years of kissing the boss's ass.
crumblicker by deserthick March 5, 2008
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A cumlicker is an individual either male or female who performs long or short sessions of oral or lots of hot sexy bang bang fuck y fucky with their partner. When the male ejaculates or explodes like a rocket the woman or man if the male is gay will lick it and slurp it like a lollipop. On a females side the male or female with lick all the juicy pussy goodness up like the apple filling out of a piece of poonani pie.
That bitch slurped my knob then was a cumlicker when she sucked my dick.
cumlicker by MYdirtysecret November 6, 2006
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Cumblocker 

When someone does something very unattractive that it stops you from reaching an orgasm.
That cameraman moved the camera away from the girl to tell her how to spread her legs while fingering herself. Fucking cumblocker!
Cumblocker by Soss August 15, 2014