upside-down crumbcake 

the appearance of your anal sphincter when you are pushing out or bending over and spreading your cheeks

that chick i hooked up with was so naughty that before she sat on my face she made sure I got a good hard look at her upside-down crumbcake when she straddled my face.

upside-down crumbcake by patthebat August 4, 2010

Vagius Crumbcake 

1. a friend that is considred the bitch out of your group.
2. A name for Hitz.
3. A vagina with genital warts.

1. He is def a the Vagius Crumbcake.
3. She had bad Vagius Crumbcake

Vagius Crumbcake by Freddy June 11, 2006

apple crumbcake 

A man pisses and rubs shit all over her face, grabs a handfull of nuts and smashes it into her face.

Dude, i gave that girl an apple crumbcake last weekend. it was great.

apple crumbcake by PMS crew November 30, 2006

Louisiana Cumcake 

The act of making cupcakes with cum and feeding them unexpectedly to a room of children.

I am going to feed Louisiana Cumcakes to my kindergarten class tomorrow.

Louisiana Cumcake by SwissCheese86 February 19, 2022

Crumpacker 

A term generally used for stuffing your dick into the asshole of a woman.

Dude, he and his girlfriend did a Crumpacker.

Crumpacker by Cordial Correspondance November 27, 2011

crabcakes and football 

...that's what Maryland does!

*after a touchdown pass* "YES! Crabcakes and football! That's what Maryland does!"

crabcakes and football by c.dubsak April 9, 2008

Lumped by crabcake 

Another word of saying you got owned. A phrase said to someone to put them down or when they lose a game.

You just got lumped by crabcake in that round!

Lumped by crabcake by broski10 April 22, 2009