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Cruiser Spread 

The girth a Police Officer gets by only driving around in a Cruiser eating drive thru food and being inactive with no physical exercise.
That 300lb Copper was never gonna catch us by running. He had too much Cruiser Spread!!!
Cruiser Spread by will bitten September 30, 2017

tailpipe cruzer

Someone who likes ass sex,usually a homosexual
That Elton john dude sure is a tailpipe cruzer and don't even try to hide it like John Travolta did!
A gang of thugs who support the School Shooter Nickolas Cruz. And maybe the Columbine Shooters.

Respect +
Cruzers down da school hall with their P-64's
Cruzer by diktahp July 11, 2018

Clam Cruiser 

The Clam Cruiser is simply just a more luxurious version of the lesbian limousine. Instead of a Mini Cooper or Subaru Forester this often older more mature lesbian, can be spotted cruising for pussy in a Volvo sedan or Toyota Highlander.
Belinda is so bourgeois, she bought a Volvo to help her cruise for pussy. She said she wanted to look “More sophisticated.” Clearly, she just bought a Clam Cruiser.
Clam Cruiser by Hamper Hunter November 27, 2020

Raleigh Cruisers 

Leather thong sandals that are extremely prevalent among preppy Southern males. They are often accompanied by pastel polos and khaki shorts.
That bar was not my scene, full of Raleigh Cruisers.
Raleigh Cruisers by Wakeitup August 11, 2009

snake a cold cruiser 

Hey, after work you wanna snake a cold cruiser?

Yeah, I'll snake an ice cold cruiser.