Crudest row

The row on the periodic table that you rip off and roll into a blunt and smoke it like an OG. Often used by dope chemistry teachers.

When we walked into chemistry class, we caught our teacher smoking the crudest row.

Crudest row by Lil’Fish March 10, 2015

crudessential 

An adjective for essential but more sophisticated and more superior beings.

Akkhesh is a crudessential person. He’s too superior for me

crudessential by Hello143 April 15, 2021

Crudster

A crudster is someone who has taken the hipster image and persona to an extreme. They are often seen in tight cut off jeans and low V-neck T-shirts. Purple is a popular color in the crudster wardrobe. They usually do not use deodorant, never make-up and shave rarely. Crudsters frequent dive bars and indie venues, usually in dilapidated neighborhoods because it allows them to feel avant-garde. Like hipsters, crudsters eschew mainstream culture but put much effort into maintaining a cruddy appearance while doing so.

"This place looks decent. Wanna check it out?"

"Nah man, tons of crudsters hanging outside."

Crudster by senyour August 24, 2010

crudesex 

While performing any type of sex position, one partner must keep on calling the other partner hurtful things that are not true.

A normal crudesex situation

Nancy- " Jimmy this feels so good"

Jimmy- " Nancy ur such a fucking slut. God ur so used ahhhhh"

crudesex by ThatKidFromYorkville July 28, 2009

Crudes 

Crudes are basically a proactive or suggestive photo of your girl or boyfriend. Not to get confused with full on nudes, crudes are HALF naked photos. If it is a boy, they would be in their boxers. And a girl, in their bra and panties.

Hey, baby. Send crudes, I wanna see you in your new bra~

Crudes by AlienKun14 October 21, 2018

Crudsta 

The elite of the crusties, no one is more crusty then a crudsta and he will attack whoever challenges his crustiness

We thought we were the crustiest people alive then the crudsta attacked

Crudsta by O0fg0d1 June 6, 2019

CruderTax 

CruderTax is known for being an admin on a Minecraft server known as TreasureWars, on which he bullies small children and falsely bans them without any proof. CruderTax also owns the religion of Cruderism, where people choose to support him.

Man i just got falsebanned by CruderTax

CruderTax by tobguin April 1, 2020