crucigram 

A phrase made famous by Senora Soria. It was originally made up to describe a crossword puzzle, but it is now possible to use it as a noun, verb, or adjective anywhere you want.

Omg that crucigram was so easy yesterday.

I will fucking crucigram your ass.

crucigram by nickiminajlover95 April 18, 2011

Couchgramming 

The act of lounging on a couch in the evening, mindlessly scrolling through Instagram reels, often as a way to unwind after a long day. Usually accompanied by snacks, a drink, or background TV noise. Can lead to unintended time-warping where “just five minutes” turns into an hour or more.

Examples
“I was supposed to go to bed early, but I got caught in an evening couchgramming and now it’s midnight.”

“Q : Are you still working / what are you doing ?

A : Nothing , just couchgramming “

Couchgramming by pthouse March 7, 2025

Couchgramming 

The act of lounging on a couch in the evening, mindlessly scrolling through Instagram reels, often as a way to unwind after a long day. Usually accompanied by snacks, a drink, or background TV noise. Can lead to unintended time-warping where “just five minutes” turns into an hour or more.

Examples
“I was supposed to go to bed early, but I got caught in an evening couchgramming and now it’s midnight.”

“Q : Are you still working / what are you doing ?

A : Nothing , just couchgramming “

Couchgramming by pthouse March 7, 2025

Couchgramming 

The act of lounging on a couch in the evening, mindlessly scrolling through Instagram reels, often as a way to unwind after a long day. Usually accompanied by snacks, a drink, or background TV noise. Can lead to unintended time-warping where “just five minutes” turns into an hour or more.

I was supposed to go to bed early, but I got caught in an evening of couchgramming and now it’s midnight.
Or

Q: What are you doing ? A : Nothing , just couchgramming

Couchgramming by pthouse March 7, 2025

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008