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What a wonderful place. Why?

- It's an easy commute to London by train - Victoria in under 20 min, London Bridge in under 15 min. Plenty of other London stations especially in the City, and in double-quick time. Better than the tube.

- Beautiful houses with gardens are in plentiful supply and are cheaper than anywhere else in London. Fact.

- Westfield thinks it's so fab that they are spending millions upon millions of cash to update the town centre. Westfield know their shizzle.

Most people who do not know the delights of Croydon speak ill of it. This is because they have heard other people slag it off and they think they must repeat what they hear. That's fine. We don't want their kind in Croytopia. Don't tell them how brilliant it is or they'll all want to move there.
by The Nuzzler June 11, 2013
266 4
Croydon has had a bad name.
It's getting better.
The pikeys are moving to Bromley,
Where they belong.
It has bettr shops than most places.
So dont complain.
Where should we go tomorow?
Nah thats shit.
by ThisAdictiveCandy_x May 03, 2006
255 68
20mins to Central London. That isn't too bad, surely? A quick escape is always nearby.

Indeed the town is full of chavs, rudeys, pikeys, BUT, and I stress on the BUT, there are, real, actual, sane, NORMAL people.

Normal people?!?! NO WAY! That can't be! I hear you say. But it is true. Just hard to find. But yes, they do actually exist.

However, the library. As huge as it is. They really do hire the worst people ever. Also it is always full of Asians that think they own the place. ITS A LIBRARY NOT YOUR HOUSE! But what can we do? They seem to treat it as if its their hang out. Oh well.

Brilliant situation in the central croydon library, the security guard tells people to "shut up" when they aren't making noises. Psychotic? No wayy!
by Anonymoussssssssssssssssss January 04, 2007
182 41
The greatest fuckin place ever. Shits on other London Boroughs like Bromley, Sutton and Lewisham.
Croydon kicks serious willy!
241 107
A quaint town located in Bristol Township PA. Currently the recepient of a 14 million dollar stimulis package going to wards the train station, main intersection, curbs landscaping and other emneties that will improve the overal curb appeal of the current "white trash" feel of the 13 / Newportville rd intersection. Croydon residents are often refereed to as "croydenites". In the past it has not been a polite name, rather a derogetory name intended to insult your enemy or friend during heated exchanges. Croydon has two parts "New Croydon" and "Old Croydon" . New is less trashy where old is very trashy. If you are a yuppie, real estate is reasonable, trans to the city is convenient and property investments are sure to be a big win with the gentrification of Croydon station and sourounding areas. I might add it is a very dog friendly town.
Croydon, PA
by Packard Dog August 26, 2009
113 18
croydon is a nice rich town in pennsylvania. it just like all the rich neighborhoods where the kids think they came up in the "hood".
like OMG im from croydon PA niggggaaa
by whatitdooooo November 23, 2007
134 58
Australia's largest rat cage.

The local train station seems to be a popular hang-out for it's inhabitants.
*Spots a drunk guy wearing one shoe staggering down towards the train tracks.*

*thinks to self* Where else but Croydon?...
by ColdBacon December 10, 2010
78 10