Describes a strong urge to poop.
Oh man, that meal was huge and the food baby is is close! I feel like I'm crowning brown.
by texadelphia March 3, 2011
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Pooping a perfect circle on your partner's head in a very sexual way.
My girl is a princess, so I like to treat her to a crown of brown every chance I get.
by Dogs.Breakfast June 9, 2016
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Massive shit turd that stretches your rectum beyond its normal limits...
by Hip Hop Howie September 21, 2013
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