crotchula 

n. - a title given to people who crotch excessively, or who are renouned for their crotchtastic tendencies.

"Ooh, look, it's Crotchula."

crotchula by Spenny June 24, 2006

Count Crotchula

the greatest person ever to invent a word and put it on this site.

Person 1: have you ever read one of Count Crotchula's words?

Person 2: of course i have that guys the funniest person i've ever heard.

Count Crotchula by ilililililil August 16, 2008

Crotcheral vicinity 

The area below the belly button and above the thighs

We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

Crotcheral vicinity by Jenaflowet March 18, 2022

Premature Catchulation 

When an excited dog closes their mouth too soon when trying to catch a ball, causing the ball to bounce away off their nose

John- How's Sammy with the ball these days? Is she able to catch it?

Dave- Nah, gets so excited that when I throw the ball at her, she premature catchulates all over the place... She has a real bad case of premature catchulation.

Premature Catchulation by Jashn May 24, 2013

crotchular 

Of or pertaining to the region USUALLY housing the genitalia of humans.

He was kicked in his crotchular region.

crotchular by Alex Bae July 12, 2005

crotchload

another way of saying a large amount;
if said by a male, it has a dual effect by saying a large amount while giving credit to the size of his "large" penis

originates from buttload, assload, shitload, fuckload, etc.

"You have any weed?"
"I have a crotchload."
"A crotchload? Does that mean you have alot?"
"I don't know, ask your mom."

"I have a crotchload of work to do."

crotchload by Llerradster February 15, 2006

crotchgear

A brand of sweatpants with humorous logos displayed over the crotch region where the humor is often based on innuendos and lightly crude sexual references.

Guy 1: "Was that a squirrel on that guys sweatpants?"
Guy 2: "Yeah man, its reaching for his nuts! It's one of the new crotchgear designs"

crotchgear by drewreeper November 28, 2011