crotchstache

Lack of manscaping. When a guy's private parts resemble a porn star's mustache from the 70's.

GF 1: "How was your date last night?"

GF2: "The date was fine until I found out he was sporting an epic crotchstache"

GF!: EWWWWWWWAH

crotchstache by jazzydiva August 3, 2011

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Crotchwatcher

A perverted indivdual who stares at people's crotch area looking for identifiable traces of sexual organs.

Check that crotchwatcher scoping for fanny bulge.

Crotchwatcher by Rhinestone Souron October 7, 2006

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crotchstache • Crotchstacean • crotchroaches

Crotchroaches

1. (n- plural) Crabs/Pubic Lice
2. (n-pl) What Snooki haz

What'choo scratchin' fer? You got the crotchroaches 'er sumthin'?

Crotchroaches by nickharteau December 30, 2010

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Crotchstacean

A large group of mainly slippery sometimes slimy creatures that reside between a human females legs. Prone to drying out and becoming crusty of denied moisture. Commonly known as, Bearded Clam.

We better have sex right away, your crotchstacean feels a little dry.

Crotchstacean by cambo37 January 17, 2010

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crotchroaches

A person who's venereal health is in serious question and there is a significant chance that sexual conduct will result in in contraction of a STD.

Dude, you don't want to take home Carla. That girl is infested with crotchroaches!

crotchroaches by bearface83 November 8, 2007

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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