crotchney

a very smelly girl. relative to the smell of dirty reproductive organs. usually associated with various STDs and applying Gogurt to vital organs.

Shit Dude! i wouldnt have bought her a three hole puncher if i knew she was going to go all Crotchney on me!

Person one: whats that dreadful odor?
Person two: the effin Crotchney across the effin room.

Could you pass the crotchney?
no way, im not touching that.