crotchimus

A word used by GloZell (a youtube celebrity) refering to a crotch. It mostly refers to a woman's crotch.

GloZell: "(Lady Gaga) She was swallowing rosary beads and the cross, and she's dancin around like a half naked-like some kind of nun-, and she's got a red cross on her... crotchimus.

crotchimus by youtubeloverr June 13, 2011

crotchmullet 

A crotchmullet is simply a reference to the miraculous gradual lenghtening of hair of the male or female genetalia, where the common expression "business in front" refers to the frontal region, and "party in the back" refers to the increased length of hair toward the anal region.

"Hey Tonya, can you pass me the clippers and a mirror, I have to trim my crotchmullet so Howard will go down on me."

crotchmullet by Laney&Jason May 30, 2006

crotchtussle 

Crotchtussling is the male version of scissoring.

Dylan: "Whenever I get into a tussle, people always start going for my crotch."

Silverman: "CROTCHTUSSLE!!!!"

OR:

Silverman: "Haaaeeey, you wanna go crotchtussle tonight?"
Dylan: "Okaaaaay, I would love to!!"

Silverman: "Uhhh. Two young dead hot Hispanic intolerable boys. Crotchtussling."

crotchtussle by Ginger Mac September 12, 2009

Crotchdusting 

When a man sits on a woman's vagina and farts.

Ann wasn't fond of Rick's attempt at crotchdusting her, but that didn't stop her from trying to queef on his cock.

Crotchdusting by Cracker Mcgee October 11, 2009

Crotchmurder

A willful act invloving extreme damage or destruction of a person's genitals.

Shut up before I crotchmurder you.

After stumbling into my parents room while they were having sex, I went into the closet, gouged out my eyes, and proceeded to crotchmurder myself.

Crotchmurder by Erufalion November 2, 2004

crotchamus 

A term used by GloZell Green in her "Alejandro Video Translation" video that means, roughly, genitalia.

She got all those crosses on her crotchamus.

crotchamus by Hugh G. Butts October 4, 2010

Crotchiquette

The courtesy you do others by not wearing ill-fitting trousers.

"Those vinyl pants are WAY too tight on you: where's your crotchiquette?"

Crotchiquette by FIDDLESTIXES November 16, 2011