Skip to main content

crotchial 

Of the crotch area.
I choked on my boyfriends crotchial hair after he gave me his po box.
crotchial by ernie_the_monk May 19, 2010

Crotchial 

Area of the male or female reproductive area
Suck my crotchial region
Crotchial by Suckmycrotchial November 21, 2022

Crotchwalking 

The act of putting stolen goods in one's vagina, then proceeding to waggle out like a crab.
Steve: Wow how'd you do that?!

Francine: This is me you're talking about the woman who once 'crotchwalked' an oven out of the 'Sears'.

Steve: Crotchwalking?
Crotchwalking by The Jrr August 6, 2014

Crotcheral vicinity 

The area below the belly button and above the thighs
We’re you bleeding from your crotcheral vicinity?

Crotchability 

One who has an irresistible tendency to draw another to the crotchal region.
Sometimes referred to as 'the C Factor.'
"You are drawn to mine, and no one else seems to be. Does this diminish my crotchability?"

"You have an extreme crotchability. I can't seem to keep my hands off it."

"Alli defiantly has the C Factor going for her".
Crotchability by McGee Baxter 2012 November 6, 2010

Crotchcicle 

What your penis turns into when exposed to temperatures below freezing.
Doctor: Can you tell me what happened sir?
Patient: Ahhhh! It hurts so badly!
Doctor: Calm down and just explain what happened to your penis, sir.
Patient: Carl, that douchebag, snapped off my crotchcicle!
Doctor: How did you get a crotchcicle in the first place?
Patient: Ummm... I was kind of... fucking a snowman.
Doctor: Ohhh, well that's understandable.
Crotchcicle by Youreceivethehole7 August 19, 2009