Crotchfidence 

Confidence stemming from the power held within one's crotch, often because of the largeness of one's trouserworm.

Wow, Matt Cameron of Soundgarden and Pearl Jam sure has lots of crotchfidence.

Crotchfidence by elementary-son September 7, 2012

Crotchfester

An affectionate term for the Rochester, New York, area throughout the winter months.

Damn, a whiteout blizzard and a -11 degree windchill- just another day in the Crotchfester.

Crotchfester by Michael H Hauk December 22, 2008

crotchdensation 

when a movie or a boyband gets your naughty parts glistening

Also known as panty cling

once q saw a post by her fave member on her facebook crotchdensation occurred

Mega crotchdensation was evident at the screening of twilight

crotchdensation by the great randoo December 12, 2009

crotched 

In a crowded situation, such as a bar, when two people try to make their way past eachother, accidentally rubbing their genitals against one another.

"Oh my God! I know this bar is crowded, but I've just been crotched by five different men tonight. I feel violated."

crotched by PunkyBrookster March 5, 2013

crotchedy 

A grumpy person who has no life.

That teacher is a crotchedy old lady.

crotchedy by the jacknife December 28, 2003

Crotchfang 

A girl with fanglike teeth on her vaginal area. Also an insult word for an untolerable person.

That young man is a crotchfang.

Crotchfang by smartybiatchsquadron August 4, 2006

crotched 

When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.

Man, Bob crotched himself on that rail pretty bad.

crotched by Psycho Bob March 3, 2003