Crotching

A term used in lieu of masturbation.

"I herd Laura crotching herself in the bathroom just now. The sounds she made were other worldly."

by R. Cahill May 4, 2008

crotch!

A Northumbria University RAG team gesture as described bellow...

The idea of a crotch is quite simple- it merely involves the thrusting of the crotchal region into someone else while yelling "CROTCH!"

This may be performed at any time, place or occasion. Whether it is due to an innate desire to flirt or say hello, let someone feel your genetalia or merely an expression of goodwill, this craze is here to stay.

(Team 3 Leader creeps up behind team 3 member...creeping is optional but not necessary)

"CROTCH!"

Team 3 member responds...

"awww what..."

by rockvj April 12, 2007

crotch

A verb meaning to force mid section in the general direction of someone's face. Commonly happens in awkward public transit situations where one is standing and someone else is seated near to them.

While riding a bus to the restaurant, I had a young man's midsection thrust into my face. I had been decidedly crotched.

by natalie Sept September 2, 2007

crotching

The act of groping one's own crotch while watching someones significant other in admiration.

Hey dude do you mind not crotching my wife right in front of me!

by heddcase June 19, 2011

crotch

To crotch is to hide contraband, usually drug related, in a prison inmate's vagina. Past tense is crotched. British prison slang.

I'm gunna crotch my jellies and some H before they search me at intake, maybe they won't find it this time, yeah?

by Tribade June 28, 2008

crotched

When a person falls with a long object directly under him, and said long object impacts person in the crotch, causing extreme pain. Typically occurs to skateboarders.

Man, Bob crotched himself on that rail pretty bad.

by Psycho Bob March 3, 2003

Crotch

(v. to crotch, p.p. crotched). The spiteful act of placing your bare genitals (male, female, or misc.) upon an inanimate object owned and used by an offending party. Also see Ass.

I am going to crotch Bob's stapler, hard.

by The Mad Haberdasher April 20, 2005