crotch drift

Smelly cootchie and the wafting scent emanating from it

On the camping trip, after three days of no showers, there was considerable crotch drift from the ladies of the group.

by Shanaynee September 1, 2019

Crotch bunnies

The pieces of toilet paper that get stuck in your crotch after you wipe.

The toilet paper was so cheap, it left crotch bunnies after I wiped.

by Jenp3108 April 4, 2023

The annoying fucking lint found on the crotch of various sweatpants.

dude: aye you tryna fuk
girl: ew no your crotch cotton is as much as a turn off your grammar

by CosmicDragon March 9, 2016

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.

Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!

by Rudi Peni June 13, 2013

when he or she grabs your penis/vagina with cold hands.

oh my god she just gave me a crotch shock

alesia shrunk my penis with her crotch shocks hands.

by shelllzzzz May 31, 2018

your playlist is cream of the crotch

by heystoptakingmyname November 14, 2021

“ holy crotch beans did you see did you see that girl over there?”

by E&A February 27, 2019