Crotchamajiggers 

Little critters or other unwanted crotch hitchhikers that are transmitted from sodomizing farm animals. Often found in Amish communities, but never officially recognized as a form of recreation.

Jedidiah scratched his crotch fiercely. He noticed Noah looking at him and the goat. Noah screamed across the pasture, "son, youse got yoself a bad case of the crotchamajiggers. Next time you're in town, grab the shampoo and don't tell your mom."

Crotchamajiggers by Rehabdirector March 29, 2017

Tom Crotchrane 

A guy who wants to fuck women on the road whenever he hears them playing Life Is a Highway on their radios.

You: All the ladies driving through the Highway must turn off their radios unless they wanna get fucked by Tom Crotchrane.
Me: I didn’t know that, but I do know Life Is a Highway and that’s a classic song.

Tom Crotchrane by gregben February 6, 2022

crotchamus 

A term used by GloZell Green in her "Alejandro Video Translation" video that means, roughly, genitalia.

She got all those crosses on her crotchamus.

crotchamus by Hugh G. Butts October 4, 2010

crotchjam 

The substance in your crotch after a night of partying and dancing. May contain sweat, glitter, powder, makeup, lubrication and/or female or male ejaculate. Can also be caused by menstruation.

Dang, do you have any wet wipes? I have crotchjam.

crotchjam by Mcww February 25, 2023

Crotchtaminating

The act of contaminating a large or even small portion of food by itching one’s crotch and then directly handling food. Only the most trifling are crotchtaminators

“I couldn’t eat Lesh’s baked potato- I watched her itch her crotch and then put it on my plate”

“Damn, straight up crotchtaminating the food smh”

Crotchtaminating by sumchick445 February 8, 2023

Crotchamatcha 

Noun. A woman with a smelly vagina most likely due to poor vaginal hygiene or a yeast infection.

Man…..I just couldn’t go through it last night! Things were getting all hot and heavy and we were about to get down to having sex, but when she pulled down her underwear I got this whiff and I had to call it off. I think she had some sort of crotchamatcha going on and needed to take care of it.

Dude, I’m not going to try and score with her tonight as I hear she has got the crotchamatcha

Crotchamatcha by G-Daddy SchmoovG-Daddy Schmooe March 29, 2025