When one grabs their crotch. More often than not the offender is unaware of the action. This proves most hilarious when film or camera equipment is present.
Ian did a major crotch grab in the handguns movie.
by Dave Berkowsky December 6, 2007
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its a word to describe a action in a fight where the user goes for the other 'victims' genitals and grabs with a tight grip

often used to 'floor' a victim
....crotch grab *victim in pain*
by disasterpieces September 8, 2003
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-Noun: the act of cementing your kinship with a gentle fondling. Establishes mutual trust. (Short: FCG)
-Noun: Exactly what you'd expect
"My bro Rob was scootin' by in the theater, so I reached over and gave him an friendship crotch grab to remind him that I care."
by thatlooksaboutwrong January 28, 2015
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When you get a hand job during school. In class.
"Dude, I totally got an academic crotch grab by Brittany in 3rd period!"
by The Teacher(; December 16, 2009
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The odd and unexplainable tendency for Catholic teenage boys to clutch their girlfriends crotches when attempting to grab their behinds.
It's a classic case of the Catholic Crotch Grab.
by Observer with Experience January 29, 2011
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Similar to a crotch grab, but performed by a second party from behind the victim.
Oh snap, that short guy totally reverse crotch grabbed me on the dance floor.
by dbus May 26, 2008
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When, in the presence of others, one grabs or covers their genital region with their hands unconsciously, while seated in a spread-eagle position. May be a visual cue suggesting dominance, or lack of appropriate social boundaries in general.

Should not be confused with an unconscious crotch point, which may be a sign of flirting or self-aggrandizing.
"I was in a meeting with Joe earlier and he did an unconscious crotch grab in front of Lisa and Marie; they both looked appalled but he didn't even realize it!"
by EMBR602 March 14, 2013
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