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Crotch Bag 

Word used to define a Fake or Knock Off Coach Bag.

One may tell if a Coach bag is Crotch by looking at the signature double C logo. Are those C's or G's? Many of them are a mixture of C's and O's, which can be harder to establish.
OMG!! Look at that hideous excuse of a Coach bag!! Thats definitly a complete CROTCH BAG!!!
Crotch Bag by Renée R July 9, 2006

chotch bag 

a douche bag's evil twin cousin. A chotch bag is more than just a useless idiot, he or she is consistently a useless idiot, often times on purpose.
David: Damn, frickin Jim is such a douche bag!

Paul: Yeah, but i think he's been drinking d water so long we have to classify him as a chotch bag.

David: Whoah, he graduated from db school already?

Paul: no doubt, hey make it rain son!
chotch bag by DPdaix June 21, 2007

CROTCH BAGEL 

The visual image a woman displays between her legs while wearing yoga pants.....another take on the common term camel toe.
She's really sporting a crotch bagel with those pants.
CROTCH BAGEL by RVRGUY September 1, 2022

Chotch Baggle 

A relatively friendly term, used to voice quiet disapproval or frustration when you are the butt of a joke. More generally though, a phrase used to describe someone who is "too cool for school."
You little chotch baggle, you may have won the battle. But I will win the next battle.
Chotch Baggle by Hooliovasquez November 24, 2010

Chotchbag 

A person exhibiting chotch-like behavior and who has penchant for plaid and acid washed jeans circa 1995
"Wow, look at that chotchbag wearing a plaid shirt and acid washed jeans from 1995. Be careful, the chotchbag's woven belt may cut you."
Chotchbag by HeroChotch July 13, 2005

Crotchball 

A ball of tissue paper that has lodged itself in the vagina after peeing... sometimes found by a man while performing oral sex. Also known as a Sandie Davis.
I was going down on this beautiful woman, but I had to stop and pick out the crotchballs before I could continue.
Crotchball by Lassidar March 13, 2009