crotch mullet

When a person's pubic hair is longer than their cack.

Duscharm, no metal in the world is strong enough to cut your crotch mullet. But dude its gettin kinda thick and nasty, do something about it

by dusch is a cack February 12, 2003

crotch mullet

When a person’s pubic hair is as long as or longer than half of there pinky finger.

Dude swigart trim your crotch mullet!

by Anonymous February 12, 2003

crotch mullet

Business in the front (penis / vagina)

Party at the back (anus)

When your backside is hairier than your penis / vagina

1: Mate, I went down on this chick and she had a full on crotch mullet!

2: Dude. she could have at least shaved her ass! that's rank!

by lollerfishy June 23, 2011