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2.
The act of smacking another female in the crotch out of drunken lesbian intent.
Whoa, I was just crotch hit by Martina Navratilova!
by Cooter Counts December 22, 2009
 
1.
To deliver a pat in the general crotchal region of your favorite female friends, usually when intoxicated. When necessary, a self crotch hit can be administered PRN.
With each round of lemon drops the crotch hits were flying fast and furious.
by Cinnners June 04, 2007