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4.
Bugs or crabs that infest the nether regions of people that have seriously bad hygene whether they be male or female.
by Judy February 01, 2004
 
1.
Children, especially unpleasant ones.
Oh, no, here come the Breedersons and their ill-behaved litter of crotch critters again.
by Miz Daisy Cutter April 16, 2006
 
2.
Things or living organisms living and/or growing within a females genitals that can induce a nasty smell or disgusting look to the pussy.
You'd better avoid fucking her, she's got some nasty crotch critters and you don't want to catch them!

by ChickensBitch October 27, 2003
 
3.
Any other living thing that does not belong in the genital area.
The girl I slept with gave me crotch critters.
by David Glenn F. December 18, 2005
 
5.
body crab
I was going to have sex with her until her crotch critters started dancing
by Mach 4 December 27, 2011