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Man, I got me some serious crotch crickets after I hung with that chick.
by Rab Dog July 27, 2004
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crabs or crotch critters that creep around your crotch. Something that u need to look out for before you get all up on or in someone elses crotch
wow, that bitch wanted me to eat her vertical bacon sandwich and it was infested with crotch crickets
by Tommygunz45k May 03, 2007
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A louse.

A cootie.

A small creature that lives in pubic hair and which moves from person to person at every 0pportunity.
Elspeth has a splendid herd of crotch crickets.
by Cap'n Bullmoose September 24, 2007
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They are pubic lice.
Man that smut I picked up in Atlantic City gave me a batch of "Crotch Crickets".
by Timothy Keith Metz May 19, 2006
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Various forms of parasitic STDs such as crabs.
She has slept with so many people, I bet she has crotch crickets.
by i have a fake name December 08, 2010
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That skanky girl at the office who sleeps around with everyone thinking that it will help her career.
Dude, I hear that Marissa is sleeping her way through the executive board. She's such a damn crotch cricket.
by forever rebel June 08, 2005
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A crab louse the size of a Buick;anything moving in or around your groin that ain`t part of you;the name of a punk-rock band.
Damn Cletis, I caught a dose of CROTCH-CRICKETS once that reminded me of a herd of buffalo.
by Prescott Shrub II December 14, 2003
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