cross eyed freak - hes so cross eyed and thinks he's so cool with his guide dogs roaming around. he will look at you and when u look at him he's like ''STOP LOOKING AT ME!'' even though he was looking at you for 2 hours... fuck him, honestly..
cross eyed freak is cross eyed <3
by httqs..rxndom?? June 21, 2022
A form of anxiety that makes the individual feel as if they have cross eyes. This makes the person extremely uncomfortable to the extent that they (the individual ) have the ill Illusion that they have Cross eyes. This causes the person to feel very self conscious about ones self. And becomes unable to complete tasks. This makes the individual feel extremely depressed as if delusional to the extent that they feel they have gone mad.
Linda feels that her Cross-Eyed ( Anxiety) will make her suffer in life and she will do nothing with her life.
by Dr. Robert Smith July 18, 2012
An extremely ugly slam hound that should be avoided at all cost, who has a jacked up face and grill!
I cant believe you hooked up with that Cross eyed bandit!! Shes
's Busted, what where you thinking.. (puking noise being made)
Also you may abbreviate Cross Eyed bandit.. C. EYE B. (pronounced CIB)
's Busted, what where you thinking.. (puking noise being made)
Also you may abbreviate Cross Eyed bandit.. C. EYE B. (pronounced CIB)
by R.L. Kinney October 16, 2006
being awoken only to find an erect penis in your face, during this startling event your eyes become crossed as you jump backwards letting out a high pitch sound that is reminiscent of a field cricket
Bro she's been cross eyed cricketed so much then only thing that will fix that vision is a pair Joe Paterno's glasses.
That ho was reaching for the gas pump as I spun for a Danza Slap....it ended it the Cross Eye Cricket
That ho was reaching for the gas pump as I spun for a Danza Slap....it ended it the Cross Eye Cricket
by UrbanGuys February 7, 2015
by Daniel March 23, 2005
A prank performed during oral sex. The male recipient ejaculates up the eye of the individual performing the act upon him. This usually leads to much enjoyment and laughter between the two m&m's.
by forkyy April 17, 2011
1. Robert Scoggins
2. Person whoms wife is a fat prostitute, and he thinks about raping young children, works at local fast food restaurants
3. Ignorant fool who puts nacho cheese filled pans in clean dish water
4. Biggest suck up at a workplace...
2. Person whoms wife is a fat prostitute, and he thinks about raping young children, works at local fast food restaurants
3. Ignorant fool who puts nacho cheese filled pans in clean dish water
4. Biggest suck up at a workplace...
1. Robert is a crusty cross eyed pigeon
2. Look at that guy starin at those 10 year old girls, he's a crusty crossed eyed pigeon.
3. What fuckin crusty cross eyed pigeon put this in my clean water...
4. Hey boss....anything for you boss....hooo hoo ha ha ha
2. Look at that guy starin at those 10 year old girls, he's a crusty crossed eyed pigeon.
3. What fuckin crusty cross eyed pigeon put this in my clean water...
4. Hey boss....anything for you boss....hooo hoo ha ha ha
by John and Derek June 22, 2006