Croseph
A big man who peels gunk from underneath your toenails, wears vests and f**ks your girl really slowly. No Kissing.
Croseph by Booker Tuber October 6, 2018
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Croseph
Derived from the fusion of cronie and broseph, a croseph is a fellow co-worker, friend, or accomplice in any type of nefarious dealings.
1. "Yo croseph, stop working on that excel document and come watch cake farts in my office"
2. Boody: "Yo, croseph, how much will you give me to go drop my nuts on Carol and then make her hum "Lookin boy?"
Broham: "I won't give you anything, but i'm sure she'll give you herpes."
3. "Croseph, help me scam that gaggle of nuss back to your place so I can give one the rooftop rumble"
4. "Do NOT come at me like that, croseph, working more than 4 hours a day is for suckers"
2. Boody: "Yo, croseph, how much will you give me to go drop my nuts on Carol and then make her hum "Lookin boy?"
Broham: "I won't give you anything, but i'm sure she'll give you herpes."
3. "Croseph, help me scam that gaggle of nuss back to your place so I can give one the rooftop rumble"
4. "Do NOT come at me like that, croseph, working more than 4 hours a day is for suckers"
Croseph by greatestOfAllTime October 2, 2008
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Croseph
1. (CROW-SEFF) Ride or die friend, ideally one who grew up in the same neighborhood as you. Your #1 Brodie. Best Man. Two Man Kobe to your Shaq.
2. (CRU-SEF)The process of being crucified upside down in a Thabo Sefolosha jersey.
2. (CRU-SEF)The process of being crucified upside down in a Thabo Sefolosha jersey.
1. (greeting said "croseph") WHATS GOOD MY CROSEPH! YOU ARE MY CROSEPH!!! I LOVE YOU!
2. A man of honor dies by Cruseph.
2. A man of honor dies by Cruseph.
Croseph by TheBossFan March 25, 2024
Crossphiled
The act of getting incredibly crossfaded on alcohol, marijuana, and Xanax. Usually accompanied by incoherent ramblings and projectile vomiting.
Jon: Did you hear about Phillip?
Chris: No, what happened?
Jon: He got so crossphiled that he wanted us to call the EMT.
Chris: Not again... Shouldn't have washed those ladders down with all that wine.
Chris: No, what happened?
Jon: He got so crossphiled that he wanted us to call the EMT.
Chris: Not again... Shouldn't have washed those ladders down with all that wine.
Crossphiled by Gig This January 17, 2013
Crosphilie
Crosphilie by Crosphilie Guy April 15, 2022
Crosphilie
Crosphilie by Crosphilie Guy April 15, 2022
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