croop

Verb
The action of crying while pooping

Hey, that Mexican food made me sad, I'm gonna go take a croop.

by Bob J. Dole June 12, 2008

crooping

When you cry while you poop

I was crooping last night.

by alexaforev March 20, 2017

Croop

The action of aggressively coughing.

You were wearing shorts in 40 degree weather that’s why you have the croop.

by ShortStack101:P December 27, 2017

Croop

n.adj.
meaning Crap and poop.

n. You are such a piece of Croop.
adj.I am playing Croopily today.

by Mao Tse Fong December 14, 2003

CROOP

A croop is a croop

Ahem, bruh, just croop.

by CharMcroops November 2, 2018

Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023

Crooping

The act of recording a ballard into your text platform whilst evacuating your bowels, then sending it as a text to a recipient.

When in the bathroom I'd rather be crooping than looking at social media.

by PMCSJ June 25, 2023