*falls off pavement*
"Oh god, I just crookled"
"You did what?"
"Crookled. You know? Falling over on your ankle?"
"Oohhhhh, I understand"
"Oh god, I just crookled"
"You did what?"
"Crookled. You know? Falling over on your ankle?"
"Oohhhhh, I understand"
by Rochdalien April 20, 2017