crook dick 

a misshaped penis that looks like a fishing hook.

lex has a crook dick so when he urinates he usually sprays himself. He also has a tiny penis and would be embarrassed if he was in a shower with a chinese toddler.

crook dick by Jason Dugan July 31, 2006

crokk dick 

Nicknamed after the infamous crokkpot, having a crokk dick is a derogatory term used to define a very small micro penis.

Man Tony went to fuck Hannah and she told me he has a crokk dick

crokk dick by lityungin2 January 8, 2025

Big Nigga Crock Pot Dick 

A nigga with his dick inside a Crock pot

He stupid af. He a big nigga Crock Pot dick

Big Nigga Crock Pot Dick by Dat One Nibba February 5, 2019