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Chomusapiens 

A “Chomusapiens” is a colloquial term referring to an individual who, prior to marriage, exhibited a strong sense of independence and free will, but has since become deeply reliant on their spouse, often to the extent of being inseparable. A Chomusapiens can frequently be found engaging in traditionally supportive roles such as carrying their spouse’s shopping bags at malls and managing her shopping lists. The term captures the transformative influence of marriage on personal behaviors and lifestyle.
Sudarshan, once an incredibly independent and free-spirited individual, used to be the life of our friend group. However, after marriage, he’s transformed into a Chomusapiens to such a degree that he barely picks up his friends’ calls
Chomusapiens by Obleixpseudo July 15, 2023

Bromosapien 

A term of endearment to a brotherly-like friend or relative.

Normally used by white males, that are comfortable with risking any type of respect from others by simply saying such words and applying them to everyday conversation.

The cool guy(s).
Thanks for getting me that delcious Hi-C, bromosapien.
Bromosapien by Zalkane April 8, 2009

bromosapien 

whats poppin' bromosapien
bromosapien by T from the... July 1, 2008

Bromosapien 

A unique species of bro, usually reserved for closer friends.
"Thanks for being DD tonight, later." "no problem bromosapien."
Bromosapien by Adam91 July 17, 2011

Chomosapien 

1. An individual who has an affinity for children.
2. A child molester
That chomosapien wanted to molest his own daughter!
Chomosapien by Masked freak September 22, 2023

Bromosapien 

The more bro oriented of the only extant species of the genus Homo.
bro walks into a room full of his brosefs "whats up my bromosapiens!"
Bromosapien by FosterMan December 24, 2012