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Land of Cokayne 

An imaginary land of idleness, luxury, ease and plenty.

Where physical comforts and pleasures are always immediately at hand and where the harshness of medieval peasant life does not exist.
Like Atlantis and El Dorado, the land of Cokayne was a fictional utopia, a place where, in a parody of paradise, idleness and gluttony were the principal occupations. In Specimens of Early English Poets (1790), George Ellis printed a 13th century French poem called "The Land of Cokaigne" where

the houses were made of barley sugar and cakes, the streets were paved with pastry, and the shops supplied goods for nothing.

According to Herman Pleij,Dreaming of Cokaigne: Medieval Fantasies of the Perfect Life (2001):

roasted pigs wander about with knives in their backs to make carving easy, where grilled geese fly directly into one's mouth, where cooked fish jump out of the water and land at one's feet. The weather is always mild, the wine flows freely, sex is readily available, and all people enjoy eternal youth.

Cokaigne was a "medieval peasant’s dream, offering relief from backbreaking labor and the daily struggle for meager food."

The Brothers Grimm collected and retold the fairy tale in Das Märchen vom Schlaraffenland (The Tale About the Land of Cokayne).

In the 1820s, the name Cokaigne came to be applied jocularly to London, as the land of Cockneys, and thus "Cokaigne", though the two are not linguistically connected otherwise. The composer Edward Elgar used the title "Cokaigne" for his concert overture and suite evoking the people of London, Cokaigne (In London Town) (1901)
Land of Cokayne by Heike Makatsch October 21, 2009
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crokaydonkey

an ass with teeth or a person whos both arrogant and bitchy
at the same time
"my ex is such a crokaydonkey"
crokaydonkey by CTB4U March 3, 2009

Croaky Jim

To give someone a Croaky Jim, one must place their own excrement, ejaculate, urine, and blood into a blender or food processor to create a wonderful concoction. The result of drinking this concoction is a unique, croaky voice due to the coagulation of all the bodily fluids lubricating one's vocal chords.
Person 1 "I gave her the Croaky Jim last night"
Person 2 "What the fuck is wrong with you"
Person 1 "A lot, help me please"
Croaky Jim by Marques Parana May 24, 2020

Croaky Croaky Croaky 

A term used to describe oneself when feeling a specific "croaky" kind of sick
Person 1: I been feelin a bit sick lately
Person 2: Oh? What kind of sick?
Person 1: Croaky Croaky Croaky (sigh)
Croaky Croaky Croaky by gloplord August 22, 2023
Someone who might be happy to see their name on this website! A very cool person who sometimes is mean but really means well. Also best known as a Kirishima stan and stans boys who are emotionally constipated.
Alex: yoo look at this Kirishima hoodie!

Isaac: you should get it for Croka!
Croka by kombucha drinker March 20, 2021

croaky voice 

If a person or their voice is croaky, their voice sounds rough because they have a sore or dry throat:

He has lost his sonorous voice and sounds a bit like a croaky Dalek.

SMART Vocabulary: related words and phrases

(Definition of croaky from the Cambridge Advanced Learner's Dictionary & Thesaurus © Cambridge University Press)
He called into work with a croaky voice, saying he was ill.
I'm feeling much better now but I'm still croaky.

More examples
You sound quite croaky, have you got a sore throat?
It didn't sound like her voice, it sounded harsh and croaky.
He spoke in a croaky whisper.
She opened her mouth like she wanted to scream, but all that came out was a croaky “Water…”
croaky voice by Plutonic Sheet March 8, 2021
Croday is another term for Crodie just in a homegirl form.
Hey croday!”
Croday by voxler January 17, 2022