A fictitious muscle group (also, gloits). Often used sarcastically to deride those who take their work-outs too seriously.
Gym Rat: Oh man, I really pumped some iron today.
Smart Ass: Really hammered your croits, eh?
Gym Rat: Aw, yeah, sure did.
Smart Ass: Idiot.
Smart Ass: Really hammered your croits, eh?
Gym Rat: Aw, yeah, sure did.
Smart Ass: Idiot.
by poetcetera March 28, 2010
To be violently sick and vomit. The word croit originated in Scotland in the late 1800s because the king had a lisp and didn’t want people to say sick (because of the s) so he invented the word croit.
by Badapefan6101 May 30, 2021