A croger is a person who spends the night at a friends house, and gets a boner so has to jack off behind your couch or somewhere private, while you sleep.
It can also be used as a verb, as in "I crogered in your closet last night", or "Stop crogering under my bed im trying to sleep".
Pronounced crogers, (same sounding g like in german), not croggers.
It can also be used as a verb, as in "I crogered in your closet last night", or "Stop crogering under my bed im trying to sleep".
Pronounced crogers, (same sounding g like in german), not croggers.
Guy one: "Dude dont invite Ryan to your house, hes such a crogers."
Guy two: "Well youre not one to talk, remember that time you crogered all over the back of my couch?!"
Guy one: "Ya well that was cuz your sister was super hot ok, ryan does it at my house, and i dont have a sister, so hes either jacking off to me or my mom or something".
Guy two: "dayam".
Guy two: "Well youre not one to talk, remember that time you crogered all over the back of my couch?!"
Guy one: "Ya well that was cuz your sister was super hot ok, ryan does it at my house, and i dont have a sister, so hes either jacking off to me or my mom or something".
Guy two: "dayam".
by jaythatguyfromhawaii January 10, 2008
Pronounced see-rogers
A small, crabby, edgy, and often-times perceived as an angry/condescending while male with what appears to be anger-related issues, however, is simply just frustrated with the lack of action on what he feels should be immediate.
A small, crabby, edgy, and often-times perceived as an angry/condescending while male with what appears to be anger-related issues, however, is simply just frustrated with the lack of action on what he feels should be immediate.
Them: God, look at this shit, this needs to get done now, that person is out back poking the dog, Rob went home, ugh.
Me: Wow, no need to get all crogers about it.
Me: Wow, no need to get all crogers about it.
by sc0tty8 October 6, 2010
A person who you absolutely hate. Someone you wanna hurt and someone who is 100% fag. Call them a “distorted croger” to step it up a notch
by Slimy glug March 2, 2018
I hope you die you Fucking distorted croger
by Slimy glug March 2, 2018