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chronosaurus

stray kids’ best song from the album
“ ‘chronosaurus’ is stray kids’ best song from the album! i don’t make the rules!”

Crockosaur 

A type of imaginary dinosaur that feeds on pain and misery. It will devour sadness and anger, and often bad people, until only love and happiness are left. This is why everyone close to or within eating distance of the Crockosaur will be gripped by uncontrollable spasms of laughter, because anything that upset them has been devoured.

NB/ The Crockosaur cannot get rid of bad politicians, famine, AIDs (or other STD's), Cancer, evil villains such as Darth Vader or Count Dracula, armies or lawsuits.
"We were all bickering on D of E, but then Johnny noticed a Crockosaur and we all started laughing."

"My koawala bear died, and I was awfully upset, but a Crockosaur came along and ate it. For some reason this cheered me up."

"I was being sued because I gave my secretary AIDs. The Crockosaur came along and made us all feel a little better. However, the lawsuit remained, and so did the STD."
Crockosaur by The master of bears January 18, 2010

Crynosaur 

A crynosaur is a shbamicsal that is basically a dinosaur that cries a lot.
I am a crynosaur

cockosaurus 

Cock: Penis, Male Genitalia, Johnson, Goliath, Beastiality, Peter Pan, Johnny, Night Stick, Magic Stick
Osaurus: extenstion of the Tyrran-"osaurus" Rex.

Combined it is "COCKOSAURUS" where the cock is as big & mean as the dinosaur. Showing dominance, strength and pure mojo.
Dave is the big boy in this gym class, all his mates call him cockosaurus. All the ladies like Dave.
cockosaurus by WA WA WI WA August 2, 2006

cocoslurp 

It’s where a guy slaps your ass.
For an example, “Don’t you dare cocoslurp me or I will roundhouse your ass you big bitch!”
cocoslurp by pickleslurp1 June 28, 2020

Cronisaurs 

Discovered and defined by Chan, the founder of the Procrastisaurs. The Cronisaurs (Cron-i-saurs) is a herbivore and distant cousin to the Procrastisaurs (See Procrastisaurs (P. Saurs)). It Spends most of its time grazing on a natural leafy green plants that grow wild in it its natural habitat, non-violent by nature it only attacks when it feels that its food source is being threatend. The Cronisaurs shares many characteristics of the Procrastisaurs and have been known to occupy the same space on many different occasions. As of recent; the Cronisaurs has been seen migrating to Colorado and Washington for the abondance of resources and lack of predators. The slow moving and cumbersome creatures are not the smartest animal, and have been known to make bad decistions from time to time. The Cronisaurs makes its journey to its new and fetile land. By Dr. Chandler J.S. P.H.D makes its journey to its new and fetile land. By Dr. Chandler J.S. P.H.D
The wild Cronisaurs will thrive in its new inviroment. Furher generations will study and admire the beauty of these majestic creatuers, truly a sight to behold.
Cronisaurs by BIG CHAN D33Z3R November 27, 2012