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crocoferret 

The name given to a small, orangey-browny stuffed animal that we couldn't work out if it was a crocodile or a ferret.

It can be seen either in physics lessons, wondering around on the desks, or sometimes it can be seen at night scurrying towards a buffet.

Commonly mistaken for the unrelated 'ferredile', the crocoferret can be distinguished by having teeth that stick out at right-angles to its face, and front legs that look like they're protruding from its neck.
"What the fuck is that, a crocodile or a ferret?"
"Must be a crocoferret"
crocoferret by Dickmitic December 24, 2008
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cockferret 

one who lacks basic common sense, one of poor intelligence.
Mark is a cockferret.

That guy sure is stupid, what a cockferret.
cockferret by PCLawman February 17, 2008
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