Crocodile Funhouse:
When you are fucking her from behind and you reach around and pull her arms back.. Once you've done that, slowly lean into kiss her neck and aggressively bite her neck and put her into a death roll.
When you are fucking her from behind and you reach around and pull her arms back.. Once you've done that, slowly lean into kiss her neck and aggressively bite her neck and put her into a death roll.
John: What's up? You look sad.
Josh: Kim is mad at me.
John: what'd you do?
Josh: gave her a crocodile funhouse.
John: makes sense.
Josh: Kim is mad at me.
John: what'd you do?
Josh: gave her a crocodile funhouse.
John: makes sense.
by Cheeki_Cunt_Corz January 2, 2016
Being fake to someone. Acting like you're cool with someone then going and talking shit behind their back. Similar to crocodile tears but more of a "happy" fake.
Person 1: Hey brother! How's it going dude?
Person 2: I ain't your brother. Fuck you and your crocodile smiles.
Person 2: I ain't your brother. Fuck you and your crocodile smiles.
by DIABOLIC4L June 2, 2007
by Curtis E Bearr January 3, 2009
by Oorwlly January 21, 2023
noun:
One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.
The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.
One of the most appaling torture devices to ever be implimented. This is an iron pincer with hemicylindrical blades that formed a long narrow tube when closed together.
The inside was lined with sharp spikes (which are often heated red-hot before use). This device was clamped to the victim's penis and once the penis has been "cooked" enough, the penis was ripped off.
by Argonak April 12, 2008
To stray away from a group of friends with a girl/boy/girlfriend/boyfriend to kiss and caress,show loving passion.
by TheClan69 December 21, 2013
Lovers Stacy and Becky were getting riled from doing inverse yoga positions on their moon cycles, now their upstairs doing the red crocodile to sort that shit out.
by Varem October 31, 2015