Crocodile tears

It’s when someone asks you for a favour and when you say no that person starts crying and when you give in the person suddenly gets super happy

John: can I borrow your PS4 for the weekend
Mark: no
John: *starts crying *
Mark: fine
John: Yay!
And that is crocodile tears

by TruelyUseless September 24, 2019

Crocodile tears

The act of crying while participating in sexual intercourse with a friend of your significant other.

As he unbuckled his jeans I couldn't hold back the crocodile tears.

by Paza-Fucking-mistic July 15, 2017