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Barry Crocker 

Australian rhyming slang for shocker. Named after the Australian singer.
Your new haircut is a Barry Crocker.
(After a really bad kick in AFL footy) What a Barry Crocker!
Barry Crocker by lostempire June 11, 2006

Chris Crocker 

An Openly gay Youtube and Myspace personality. He filmed himself crying about Britney Spears in a video called "Leave Britney Spears Alone".
Chris Crocker: “Anyone who has a problem with her, you deal with me!”
Chris Crocker by Vad3r September 26, 2007

Betty Crocker 

A woman who really likes baked goods and is slowly taking over the world using them.
She created crockercorps
See also batterwitch for further detail
EB: the gushers were made by Betty Crocker!!
TG: wow
EB: i know... is nothing sacred?

Petty Crocker 

Cooking up petty revenge like a Betty Crocker cake; excelling at all things petty
“She ate all my Oreos so I replaced the filling with toothpaste.”
Damn girl! That was very Petty Crocker of you!

I’m such a Petty Crocker! My roommate woke me up early, so I blasted “I’m a Barbie Girl” on a loop for 3 hours.
Petty Crocker by Jade silver November 23, 2018

Crocker Park

Located in Westlake Ohio where the little girls roam in shorts shorter than your underwear, and guys travel in big groups pushing each other around
Rachel: I went to crocker park Saturday, there were so many people there.
Austin:I know, I went and was run down by a group of rowdy boys.
Crocker Park by emo-leee August 26, 2008

betty crocker fuck muscle 

"You know what I heard? I heard that if I pumped your paternal cool whip into a toilet with my maternal stank stream then stirred it around with your BETTY CROCKER FUCK MUSCLE I can close the lid then three days later a fuckin baby would crawl out. Then my life would finally be complete."