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Is used as a term for a big penis in german. The name critzer comes from a German origin . Usually people with the last name critzer are extremely sexy , good in bed , also easy to fall in love with
That man Scott critzer is very handsome
by Critzer December 19, 2016
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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