A dining oasis located in the Lowcountry of South Carolina for the many woodland critters, local wildlife and birds to visit and feast on a variety of foods, while we get to watch them!

CritterVision is like television that has only one channel and that channel features many of the woodland critters and birds that visit Chris and Jane's backyard!

CritterVision by CritterVision May 4, 2020

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crittering

One who takes and uses a resource meant for sharing in a manner similar to a small woodland critter, like a squirrel eating food. This person may abscond with food and eat it quickly in hiding, in order to avoid it getting taken from others who may claim it as theirs.

He spotted the girl crittering food at the party and cleverly won a dinner date with her later that night.

crittering by obx2009 June 1, 2009

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crestline critter

A Crestline Critter is a person that has lived in the Town of Crestline CA their entire life. Usually has parents that smoke pot, so its cool for the Critter to follow suit. As the Critter matures, refers to everybody as a flatlander that's from out of town while they ask customers outside the local liqueur store for spare change .

Did you see that Crestline Critter getting arrested for public intoxication ? Toothless tweeker shardvark

crestline critter by McCrystals February 17, 2015

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critter special

When you are doing your girl from behind and spit on her back, thinking that you blew your load on her back. She turns around and you blow it right in her face for a lovely surprise.

When Cody was tired of going at it from behind, he pulled out the critter special.

critter special by leebopeep November 26, 2020

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