Where 1/2 of the people are yee yee motherfuckers and the other 1/2 try to fucking act like goddamn thugs and there is literally a cornfield across from our school. Oh and you can pretty much buy meth at the end of any street. town full of hood rats if you ask me boe.
by hoodrathoochie99’ October 3, 2017
A future husband. Everything a girl could ask for. He's smart, sexy, and really good at math. One day he will get married to the woman who loves him most in this world. Even though he's leaving soon, you won't stop thinking about him, because he's your man. And no one is ever going to change that.
by HisFutureWifeCamilla May 12, 2011
crittenden is a small town in northern kentucky that can also be called shittenden or cowtown, the only thing in this town other than sluts, whores, mullets, and cows is… absolutely not shit :)
jackie: where are you from?
perry: i’m from crittenden kentucky!
jackie: oh that shithole filled with whores and mullets
perry: ofc! 😃😃
perry: i’m from crittenden kentucky!
jackie: oh that shithole filled with whores and mullets
perry: ofc! 😃😃
by poopyheadjohn October 9, 2021
crittenden is a small town in northern kentucky that can also be called shittenden or cowtown, the only thing in this town other than sluts, whores, mullets, and cows is… absolutely not shit :)
jackie: where are you from?
perry: i’m from crittenden kentucky!
jackie: oh that shithole filled with whores and mullets
perry: ofc! 😃😃
perry: i’m from crittenden kentucky!
jackie: oh that shithole filled with whores and mullets
perry: ofc! 😃😃
by poopyheadjohn October 9, 2021