when people are acting wild or odd
he’s so crittery, omg
by mr potatoes June 3, 2023
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Hairy female genitalia that look more like a critter than a clitoris. A bushy, unshaven beaver.

Dude, I was going to perform cunnilingus on my new girlfriend, but her hairy critteris scared me away.
by Mr Swipe August 15, 2007
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