When your dick is so ancient, that it shrivels up, and needs extra assistance to get a hard-on. Also known as ol’ man dick.
“Awh dammit, I got a crippling dick, so I can’t slam Martha tonight because I can’t get a hard-on quick enough without some viagra.”
by conservativecassie April 20, 2018
When you smash a virgin so hard, the tightness of her vagina crushes your dick and instantly kills your boner.
Steven: Yo, I got cripple dick from smashing Makyala yesterday.
Matt: Damn bruh, now we can be cripple dick buddies!
Matt: Damn bruh, now we can be cripple dick buddies!
by Joshi Boogychang March 15, 2015