When you lose your significant other to a Cricut.
Signs your a cricut window:
Every cup and glass you own has a decal on it.
Inside of one of your cabinets has a conversion table for cooking measurements.
All your shirts are personalized.
Your underwear now also has vinyl decals on it.
Credit card has hundreds of dollars of charges for vinyl.
Some spot in you house looks like the inside of a beachfront t-shirt shop.
Deminsished sex time for increased cricut design time.
You have had a fight over buying a heated tshirt press.
Signs your a cricut window:
Every cup and glass you own has a decal on it.
Inside of one of your cabinets has a conversion table for cooking measurements.
All your shirts are personalized.
Your underwear now also has vinyl decals on it.
Credit card has hundreds of dollars of charges for vinyl.
Some spot in you house looks like the inside of a beachfront t-shirt shop.
Deminsished sex time for increased cricut design time.
You have had a fight over buying a heated tshirt press.
Where has his wife been?
Oh, he's a Cricut widow now. Shes probably busy attaching vinyl decals to thier refrigerator.
Oh, he's a Cricut widow now. Shes probably busy attaching vinyl decals to thier refrigerator.
by Paq130 December 30, 2019
A machine you but for 200$ that you ATTEMPT to use once and it brakes or doesn't work so you eventually break down and go but the letters and shapes at a hobby store.
Man 1 : Hey have you used a Cricut
Man 2: NO, not successfully, no one has
Man 1: That is cuz they are shit
Man 2: NO, not successfully, no one has
Man 1: That is cuz they are shit
by Plasticars September 24, 2018
Cricut, a cricket whom had there arms modified to have a rather large sharp knife like claw that could easily pierce through any material. this leading to the name Cricut.
the Cricut started to chase Joe
the Cricut was hunting for its meal
the Cricut was slashing at its victim
the Cricut was hunting for its meal
the Cricut was slashing at its victim
by TheColorMob February 23, 2023