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verb. to purposely ignore a phone call or text message in an attempt to seem cooler or more important that the sender Bear: Hey chopper, you should text that slut Brittany that you banged last night.
Chopper: I texted her twenty minutes ago, she's cricket-ing me. Bear: slut Chopper: that's right |
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A game of skill and gentlemanly conduct where everyone hates the Australians equally. Not those Aussie cunts again!
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A gentlemen's game and the sport baseball tries to be. Fancy a game of cricket?
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A gentlemans sport. Brilliantly concieved and very difficult to master. Par superior to shoddy imitations played in certain countries.
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A thing that makes noise when your jokes aren't funny. Somehow, every single time you tell a bad joke, the damn cricket just happens to be there to mock you. He makes you cry. Bad comedian: So the monkey says to me "how are you?" haha
*Silence* Cricket: *cricket* you suck *cricket* Bad comedian: Boo hoo. :'( |
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Alongside Rugby Union, cricket is the original Gentlemans Game. Requiring the most intense of concentration, batter's and fielder's may have to stand in the field for up to 5 days. Extremely difficult to perfect and enjoyed by 9 main nations, it is a time-honoured tradition enjoyed by many. "Australia is the Cricket World Champion."
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cricket is a legend of a game played with a bat and a ball. Only gentlemen can play cricket
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A game that Indians are very, very serious about. So they had a strip of ground about twelve feet wide and forty long - one wicket was a trash can, the other was a chair. Jivaji gets the ball and wings it at the wicket, blowing the trash can to tiny little bits.
Cricket: a serious game. |
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