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cricketinternet (-0.854)
A game of skill and gentlemanly conduct where everyone hates the Australians equally.
Not those Aussie cunts again!
by Michael Atherton August 25, 2003
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cricketname (-0.454)
A gentlemen's game and the sport baseball tries to be.
Fancy a game of cricket?
by Serminigo April 29, 2006
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cricketsex (-0.882)
A game that Indians are very, very serious about.
So they had a strip of ground about twelve feet wide and forty long - one wicket was a trash can, the other was a chair. Jivaji gets the ball and wings it at the wicket, blowing the trash can to tiny little bits.

Cricket: a serious game.

by Chester Bogus November 21, 2007
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cricketsname (-0.075)
-to make a joke that no one laughs at.
-after someone says a lame joke, it's as if you can hear the "crickets" because no one laughed.
by Anonymous July 23, 2003
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cricketinternet (-1.248)
A gentlemans sport. Brilliantly concieved and very difficult to master. Par superior to shoddy imitations played in certain countries.
by Bigrattus June 12, 2003
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cricketname (-0.674)
A thing that makes noise when your jokes aren't funny. Somehow, every single time you tell a bad joke, the damn cricket just happens to be there to mock you. He makes you cry.
Bad comedian: So the monkey says to me "how are you?" haha

*Silence*

Cricket: *cricket* you suck *cricket*

Bad comedian: Boo hoo. :'(
by Baxton September 02, 2005
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cricketname (-0.840)
cricket is a legend of a game played with a bat and a ball.
Only gentlemen can play cricket
by Gareth Ronan August 29, 2006
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