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1.
The upmost example of male testicular fortitude
"That dude is such a cribgod
by Anonymous April 19, 2003
 
2.
A God of the "crib"(baby crib), He has mastered sitting there and rubbing shit in his hair.
Only a "Cribgod" could rub shit in their head that good.
by PSP May 04, 2003