Cri-cringle-brekk 

being so disassociated with your mind and body that you can no longer distinguish between fact,fiction, life and death

"mate are you still with us ?"
uhhh....cri-cringle-brekk?"

Cri-cringle-brekk by warren whoppers June 1, 2017

feel the cri cri

Basicaly when someone tries to make a funny joke but you know it isn't. It has te be used after waiting 5 seconds after the joke and no-one laughed.

- Person 1: JOKE: A man receives a phone call from his doctor. The doctor says, "I have some good news and some bad news." The man says, "OK, give me the good news first."

The doctor says, "The good news is, you have 24 hours to live." The man replies, "Oh no! If that's the good news, then what's the bad news?" The doctor says, "The bad news is, I forgot to call you yesterday."
- Person 2: (after 5 seconds and no-one laughed) Feel the cri cri

feel the cri cri by Neister March 3, 2017

i cri

the tumblr way of saying you are quite saddened but are not actually crying.

i cant reblog this meme...i cri

i cri by lachien November 17, 2016

liek if u cri everytiem 

When someone or something dies an ironic death ppl say
LIEK IF U CRI EVERYTIEM
RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP RIP
REST IN PEPPERONIS :((((((((

Faggot1: n0w w3 ju5t k1ll dis p1ggeh
*SLAYS WITH VIOLENT VICTORY SCREECH*
NormalLad1: liek if u cri everytiem
Rip rip rip

liek if u cri everytiem by Ur momma from canada June 26, 2017

Cri 

A word used to express sadness or laughter

I cri
We are so cri
Cri
David and Emily are cri all day

Cri by dsk0410 January 14, 2015

el cri 

Crying in a Spanish accent

Person 1: Aw I dropped my burrito,
Person 2: *el cri*

el cri by bombskillu June 6, 2016

Cri 

Much like cry, but used by people who are normally "phan/emo trash" and have a blog on Tumblr. Pronounced like ski, but replace sk with cr.

"Reblog if you cri everyteim," the girl whispered. "Meow, such Phan trash."

Cri by cophiam July 25, 2016