weiner crevice

When spooning, the buttocks crack in which the penis is nestled comfortable(enjoyable for both the spoon and the filling).

Bridget: Pat, want to spoon?
Pat: Sure I want to be the filling.
Bridget: NO! I'm the filling you're the spoon.
*begin to spoon*
Bridget: What are you doing?
Pat: I'm putting me weiner in the Weiner Crevice.
Bridget: Okay!

by pat and bridget November 29, 2006

Anal Crevice

A crevice that appear in your ass hole when you have too much anal sex. Usually caused by military position.

Sergeant Dan: CMON BABY LET ME GIVE YOU THE ANAL CREVICE!

Mrs. Forest Trump: OOH YESSS GIVE ME THE CREVICE!

by Anal Jones Jr. February 18, 2020

Coochie Crevice

A more formal word for a camel toe

Man that girl has a fat ass coochie crevice

by hmuash May 25, 2019

Stink Crevice

A woman's smelly pussy

Bring forth my doom spawn from your stink crevice and prove the gypsy wrong!

by jwka2001 June 6, 2010

crevice job

The act of sliding ones geintals in the crevice of another person, i.e.back of knee, inner elbow, armpit, etc. This is a sexual act that breakd down the barriers and leads to a closer freakier crevice sexual relationship. Also known as CJ's.

John: Yo, Jess gave me the best crevice job ever last night. The inside of her elbow is so smooth.
Luke: Dude you're so lucky!

by Anon345678 April 10, 2014

Crevice of doom

The narrow bit of space, that's located between the driver/passenger seat and the centre console.

You're in the car driving along with a friend, and they can't find their phone.

Friend: Have you seen my phone? I've looked everywhere!

Driver: Uh oh... it's fallen into the crevice of doom!!!

Both the friend and driver agree that it's easier to buy a new phone, than deal with effort/pain you need to retrieve the phone from the crevice of doom!

by Skyzie March 9, 2018

Anal Crevice

A dignified and more polite name for someone that's an asshole.

My boss is such an anal crevice.

by Mean 1 May 6, 2010