Creston

A man with extreme talent, a large penis, and exceptionally good looks.

Will mostly be seen with tons of hoes on his jock even though he is in a relationship, hardly ever single

Damn, I wish I was Creston.

Shit bro, Creston stole my girl.

Creston by C-9 April 22, 2012

Creston Iowa 

A horrible place with tons of pregnant chicks, a whole clan of drugies, and the feel of your average gheto.

Creston Iowa is basically Detriot and Compton pushed into one drug fueled pile.

Creston Iowa by WW2_Man November 6, 2011

creationtits 

-noun

1. corruption of a word "creationist", used as an insult mostly by the young earth evolutionists at YEC.

Creationtits teaches false pseudo "science" in a guise of religious teaching.

creationtits by Nicko DaVinci December 10, 2009

creston point 

apartment building in seattle. real n****s lived here. shout out to my guy amigo for cleaning these nasty a** apartments everyday. one time the garbage can blew up. lmaoo

Person 1: Do you know what is Creston Point?
Person 2: I lived there for 8 years..tried to move out but once you move you will never leave

creston point by trapmoneybenny June 2, 2019

Creston BC 

A boring little town where most guys' dream is to buy a lifted diesel truck. Everybody is either addicted to alcohol, nicotine, weed, or coke (there are NO exceptions). Everybody knows each other and everybody talks shit about each other. The only things to do are drive around aimlessly, go for a Tims run, or get shitfaced at a bush party. Speaking of bush parties, you can find thirty-year-old men at the teenager's prom after-party every single year. This place deserves the "Shittiest Small Town of the Year Award" every year.

"Creston BC sucks dick."

Creston BC by whateverimanassholeanyways June 25, 2019

Creston

Creston, Iowa is located about an hour and 15 minutes southwest of Des Moines, Iowa.
It's a town populated by about 7500 people. Southwest Community College is in the town, and is known for it's music program, nursing program, as well as it's sports. California is way better, but Creston is alright. Small town.

Creston is a small town.

It snows in winter in Creston.

Creston is in Iowa.

Creston by Oh-Liv March 5, 2009

Crestons rusty chain

When a group of gay black guys play bingo on a Friday.

Hey chris are you going to crestons rusty chain this friday?

Crestons rusty chain by Og flopper September 5, 2013