A man with extreme talent, a large penis, and exceptionally good looks.

Will mostly be seen with tons of hoes on his jock even though he is in a relationship, hardly ever single

Damn, I wish I was Creston.

Shit bro, Creston stole my girl.

Creston by C-9 April 22, 2012

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Creston Iowa

A horrible place with tons of pregnant chicks, a whole clan of drugies, and the feel of your average gheto.

Creston Iowa is basically Detriot and Compton pushed into one drug fueled pile.

Creston Iowa by WW2_Man November 6, 2011

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creeton

a creepy, strange person - sometimes a pedophile - most commonly found in orlando, florida.

"Oh my god, did you see that creeton taking pictures of us in line?"

"We gotta ice! - a 30 year old creeton and his five friends are heading our way!!!"

creeton by raqia April 19, 2007

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crewton

A term that originated from GameFAQs' God of War 2 board. It was coined by a troll who went by the handle "alchemy60," and was thought to be a bastardization of the word "cretin."

Since then, the use of the term has spread among many veterans of the God of War community. It is meant to be an insult to the dim-witted members of Gamefaqs--those who point out the obvious, haven't done basic research before asking a question, etc.

Random Crewton: So, did they say anything about Kratos' brother appearing in God of War 3?
Sensible Member (in slightly more polite tone): Non-canon ideas are non-canon, GTFO crewton!

crewton by The Anti-Crewton February 22, 2010

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